Zach "Ferret" Ford
1. A 3d artist who specializes in Level Design for 3d First Person shooters. Tries to please everyone, except for himself. Doesn't function correctly with out caffeine. Found mostly in Portland Oregon, Ferret has been spotted in Montana, Washington DC, and Rhode Island. Considered highly dangerous, wanted dead or alive.
2. A weasel-like, usually albino mammal (Mustela putorius furo) related to the polecat and often trained to hunt rats or rabbits.